Monday, November 24, 2008

The Mess Thus Far...

While I sit out my one day ban at TrekBBS (I could say something about trigger happy moderators handing out warnings while I'm editing the post in question, but I'll skip that), I figured it was time to update this puppy.

We know more now about JJ Abrams' alleged Star Trek flick.

Unfortunately.

If this is JJ's idea of "respecting and honoring canon", I'd hate to see what he'd churn out if he really hated Star Trek. Canon is not being honored or respected in this thing, it's being stripmined for a hamfisted reboot. Symbolic of this whole endeavor is the redesign of the Enterprise herself.

Somehow, we're supposed to buy that this...

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Really looked like this...

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And was actually a helluva lot bigger than we were led to believe...

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But wait! There's more!

We're going to be presented with a plot that conveniently assembles all the familiar characters on the maiden voyage of the Enterprise (yes, maiden voyage!).

Anybody else see a problem with this? The scary thing is that a lot of professed fans don't.

We're just supposed to forget about the ship we've been watching for over forty years? That Kirk served on the Republic and the Farragut long before he assumed command of the Enterprise? That he didn't meet Pike until he took over command? That at the time the Enterprise launched, Chekov would've been about a year old?

Kevin Smith's initial instincts were correct, before he was shown a rough cut of this thing and seduced by the dark side. This isn't Star Trek, it's Muppet Babies in Space.

And, as mentioned above, far too many fans are not only happy, but eager, to lap up this slop and accept it.

Didn't we used to be a little more discerning? A little less tolerant of utter bilge being foisted on us under the Star Trek label? Or do I just run with a crowd with better taste?

I'll go into why this tack is such a bad idea later. For now, suffice it to say that we are in really deep trouble if this is the future of the franchise.

2 comments:

Lionel Braithwaite said...

Here's what I had to say about the movie a couple of months ago, about this mindset:

Rolling Stone will only cover the new movie-Bastards!

What I'm saying, is that magazines like Rolling Stone, to name an example, never ever bothered to cover TOS,Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Voyager or Enterprise, but now will cover the movie simply because J.J. Abrams is directing and producing it, and because every star from Hollywood to Bollywood wants to be in it. I've been mulling over this for a while (while reading some old Rolling Stone issues) and it bugs the hell out of my Trekker ass.

What I want to know is, does it bug any of you?


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'eliyahu ben 'avraham vaSarah said...

If you don't like it, don't watch it. Why belittle people who do like it?